surprisebitch:

gf: babe come over

bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

gf: im off my period

bf:

image

LOL

(Source: surprisebitch)

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

carlonemo:

The first teaser from Fight Club 2 in graphic novel format!

carlonemo:

The first teaser from Fight Club 2 in graphic novel format!

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

fstw:

Chi-poe-lae is my loife

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

cashcats:

my love ain’t free

cashcats:

my love ain’t free

littlepugmama:

flaminghomer:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I WILL EVER SEE

OH MY GOD BAHAHA

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh)

drunkbeard:

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?


Hahaahaa

drunkbeard:

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

Hahaahaa

(Source: jaidefinichon)

(Source: benadrylqueen)

flockofflamingos:

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

"I will now rap John 15, verses 1-17. Prez, drop the beat."

flockofflamingos:

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

"I will now rap John 15, verses 1-17. Prez, drop the beat."

(Source: lameforlife)

mymodernmet:

Japanese artist Azuma Makoto recently ventured to Nevada’s Black Rock Desert to launch a 50-year-old pine bonsai and a colorful floral arrangement into space. The mission, titled Exobotanica, aimed to explore the transformation of the plants into exobiota (extraterrestrial life) in outer space.

(Source: moonemojii)

mindcontrolslave:

north is growing so fast


LOL

mindcontrolslave:

north is growing so fast

LOL

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